adult bookstore
ok, so the other day i met my friend aaron for a beer downtown, and then we went to the adult bookstore. (that first sentence makes my gender very obvious - lame) anyway, i've never been before. i even saw someone i knew. ok, i didn't really know him, but the guy had tried to sell me greeting cards in a parking lot once. there were a couple of chicks there, but i was the only one browsing - for an hour. the most surprising thing: pooper plugs. the coolest: three feet long, two sided dongs, pink. the thing i almost bought: penis shaped cookie cutters. i'll have to go back to check out the video viewing booths. i wonder if you can bring a friend in with you?
posted by Rohi @ 1:10 PM
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who is this erin person. He sounds gay. Pooper plugs. Is that what the two of you went to get? Maybe some double sided dong action so that you can like, you know.. plug each other at the same time.. If you smell what i'm cooking up here. Oh, this isn't me, this is some skeevy anonymous person, i mean Badger Steve.. oops EVETS REGDAB ......
Oh, I'll settle down with some old story
About a boy who's just like me
Thought there was love in everything and everyone
You're so naive!
They always reach a sorry ending
They always get it in the end.
Still it was worth it as I turned the pages solemnly, and then
With a winning smile, the boy
With naivety succeeds
At the final moment, I cried
I always cry at endings
Oh, that wasn't what I meant to say at all
From where I'm sitting, rain
Washing against the lonely tenement
Has set my mind to wander
Into the windows of my lovers
They never know unless I write
"This is no declaration, I just thought I'd let you know goodbye"
Said the hero in the story
"It is mightier than swords
I could kill you sure
But I could only make you cry with these words
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